Is Kim Kardashian Cheating On Miles Austin With Cristiano Ronaldo?

Apparently the Cowboys season is already over.
If Miles doesn't have Kim how can he expect to lead the 'Boys to a title like Reggie Bush and Lamar Odom?
Maybe it isn't true but the tabloids are saying that she was seen with a certain soccer Casanova just days after visiting Austin at Cowboys camp.
Here's what I have heard...

So Here's The Scoop...

This woman right here, known as Kim Kardashian...

Also Seen Here

She disguises herself by changing her hair color at times, but I assure you it's her.
Although sometimes she is confused with...

This Is Not Her...

No, this is not her. This is Kourtney, same parents, equally hot, but attracted to non-athletes, unlike her sisters.
Anyway back to the story.
Kim was seen...

Seen With This Guy

This is international soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo.
And you might ask why is he so happy?
Because not only has he been seen with Kim.
He is supposedly dating...

This Young Lady

This is supermodel Irina Shayk and as far as she knows, she is dating Cristiano.
So just to recap for you...

The Recap: Kim Could Be Seeing...

Again this is all tabloid rumor, but I feel it's my duty to report it.
An anonymous friend was quoted on one website as saying "She is boy crazy and always looking for the next man - someone with more fame and money than her current guy."
Meow.
Not sure whose friend she is supposed to be.
But if she is telling the truth then, Kim could be seeing...

Cristiano Ronaldo, Even Though He Is With...

No, I have no idea why he would cheat on...

Irina Shayk... Which Could Be Mean...

And I might be taking a leap here, but...

His Season Is Over Before It Even Starts

It is a proven fact, no Kardashian, no championship.
Maybe next year, Cowboys!